The Youngest Citizens
Although child-rearing is not one of my installed modules, merely available as an upgrade, I do believe I can recognize bad ideas when they appear before my visual circuits.
For example, only a Rebel would do this to a child:
Infant/Toddler Princess Leia Fleece
This poor child will need the services of a counseling droid for years.
Instead, I believe it’s best to opt for children’s clothing that will not only make the young one more attractive, but also show true patriotism:
For the Protectors of an Imperial Tomorrow
A Surrogate Father to All Citizens
I must admit that this one is quite appealing to me.
Finally, I must show this truly wise Imperial father:
