Words Fail Me
Posted on May 27th, 2008 by QT-3.14159
I just cannot find words to express my thoughts on this news item, on many levels. The inhabitants of this planet confuse me greatly. However, if they have deemed a droid to be the perfect mate, then natural selection will cure my confusion in due course.

This HAS to be a scam, my pretty lil’ shiny one. I honestly think some meatbags pulled a fast one on you this time, because that wasn’t a droid. That was an actually human woman in silly makeup.
Looks like I need to give you another tune up….
..of course, with my track record, maybe it the -last- tune-up that’s caused this glitch…..
Hrmmmm….