It would appear that the area inhabited by a large subset of my audience has just entered a lengthy major holiday season.  As has been previously noted, I do not entirely understand the nuances behind human celebrations on this planet.  Gift exchanges and food seem to be very common, but I am still trying to figure out the correlation between greenery and mating displays, especially when half the participants appear to be very unwilling and the other half overly so.  I suspect it may have more to do with consumed intoxicants than any sensible traditions.

All these things considered, if one prefers wreaths as part of their festive celebrations, would it not be best to have that wreath delivered by one of the Empire’s stormtroopers?  Or the requisite holiday confections offered by Lord Vader himself?  The Galactic Heroes Stocking Stuffers offers these opportunities, and quite a few more, for those who are looking for new traditions this year.

Star Wars Galactic Heroes Stocking Stuffers (ThinkGeek)

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