I know that humans on this planet often consider dance an art. However, for most of this video I truly cannot consider it one. There are just some things that Wookiees should not do.
However, I will never cease to be amazed by Lord Vader and the Empire’s stormtroopers. It would see others agree with me.
I am reasonably sure that I am in need of maintenance. Either some of my circuits have become crossed and I am experiencing nonexistent stimuli, or my understanding of human psychology is lacking even more than I believe. A third possible consideration is that some humans actually do employ natives of Kashyyyk in culinary locations. As unsanitary as it would be without proper protective measures, I have not seen any Imperial Food Health inspectors around since we have arrived.
The confusing video follows the link, as it may be inappropriate for places of employment. I could, however, be mistaken, as I seem to be about culinary Wookiees…
If this video is not proof that this planet needs Imperial assistance, I don’t know what would be.
Once again, my vocabulary unit is failing me. I just hope it is not a sign of some larger problem in my circuits.
(Proof that humans have too much time on their hands via Stuff On My Cat.)
Occasionally, the Rebel lack of foresight boggles my logic circuits. Given that not only are Jedi-related artifacts illegal, but lightsabers are quite dangerous, this product makes no sense. I’ll stick with my normal knives. One needs the proper tools to do a proper job. And keep all one’s appendages.
I’m not sure if the following results from someone trying to bypass protocol droids altogether, or if the droid used is in dire need of maintenance, but the attempt to translate the text back to Basic is making my circuits hurt.
