Look Sir, Bunnies
Utterly absurd, just like the Rebel propaganda that is the movie it’s condensing, but still adorable.
Utterly absurd, just like the Rebel propaganda that is the movie it’s condensing, but still adorable.
As I can personally attest, sometimes the newest things aren’t the best, or the only noteworthy items in existence. Today’s example is the touching, and adorable comic, i <3 darth. While it’s been out of production for some time (like certain droid models), it’s still worth a look.
While I am not an Imperial citizen, being a droid, I do know that the primary function of our troopers is to keep the popular safe from criminals and terrorists. These particular troopers won’t do much to keep the peace, but they are too cute to not take notice of. I must pick up some card stock on my next trip to Tosche Station for supplies.
A short note, as I sense I need to have my lubricant levels checked. But I’m much taken with this Imperial Cog Baby Blanket to go with the outfits for our little citizens I mentioned earlier. It’s important to imprint them from a young age, after all.
Although child-rearing is not one of my installed modules, merely available as an upgrade, I do believe I can recognize bad ideas when they appear before my visual circuits.
For example, only a Rebel would do this to a child:
Infant/Toddler Princess Leia Fleece
This poor child will need the services of a counseling droid for years.
Instead, I believe it’s best to opt for children’s clothing that will not only make the young one more attractive, but also show true patriotism:
For the Protectors of an Imperial Tomorrow
A Surrogate Father to All Citizens
I must admit that this one is quite appealing to me.
Finally, I must show this truly wise Imperial father:
*mechanical noise* Ah, rather, “Nooo!” Sand in my circuts again.
I’d like to take some time to remind people to take care of their droids. We are rather significant investments, and we’ll work better with proper maintenance. Proper tuneups, I will note, do not involve felines. Even this one, however Imperial.
One thing I’ve noticed over time is that beings show respect in occasionally strange-seeming ways. I suppose some are so moved by Lord Vader that they desire the ability to carry his likeness everywhere, in contrast to the overwhelming awe that I have seen in others.
If you are both skilled with a crochet hook and of the former group, you may want to investigate:
Water and I, unfortunately, do not tend to mix well. Which makes me wonder if these adorable, and properly Imperial, duckies would work in a hot oil bath as well.
I probably won’t find out for quite awhile, as I can’t find a local distributor, and Master Thirteen keeps asking about the dish adjustments. A droid’s work never ends.
Master TD has kept me busy lately, but I have found something that I might find useful when I have time to power off:
Darth Vader (and, ugh, Yoda) Slippers
My toes aren’t evil, but they are robotic. I wonder if that’s enough accuracy for them…
Master TD often speaks of Lord Vader. From his obvious deep respect for the man, and the holovid broadcasts, a droid forms a certain image in her circuitry.
This, however cute, is not that image. Still, if you were afraid of being attacked by Jedi sock monkeys in the night, it’s just the thing.
